Friday, April 1, 2011
Happy April Fool's Day
Jersey Shore's Snooki is getting paid $32,000 by Rutgers University for a speaking engagement... $2,000 more than Nobel Prize-winning novelist Toni Morrison.
Ina Garten, the Barefoot Contessa, not once but twice turned down the chance to make a dying child happy through the Make A Wish Foundation before relenting and offering her services. The family told her to sautee in Hell.
Teabagger Republicans like Mike Lee and David Burns and Jane Cunningham and self-confessed candy thief Paul LaPage and Virginia AG Ken Cuccinelli are actually trying to repeal and/or undermine child labor laws.
Paul LaPage can't distinguish between the Maine Labor Bureau and the Maine Chamber of Commerce.
The United States is defending the interests of Libyan radicals who had engaged and killed our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan in 2007.
Republican Rep. Judy Biggert was all for talking about jobs before she was against it.
A 14 year-old rape and assault victim in Bangladesh was convicted of adultery, sentenced to 101 lashes and whipped to death. The initial autopsy report ruled her death a suicide.
It's now April and central Massachusetts has 9 inches of snow 48 hours after a 54 degree day.
And none of these, folks, sadly enough, are April Fool's jokes.
Posted by jurassicpork at 7:55 AM