You'd be amazed how often this furry little fuck just stretches out on my notebook even as I'm trying to write a chapter from one of my novels. I'm convinced he's a sworn passive-aggressive enemy of literacy.
Of course, he has his charming moments (or perhaps when he's too hot to try to forcibly remove my face without provocation), such as this moment.
Most of the time, however, he's like this.
Even though I wait on him hand and foot, including shedding undercoat maintenance...
...and letting him hog the fan even during heat waves.
It's all about the attention you aren't giving them when they feel it necessary.
ReplyDeleteEver try reading a book or the paper when they are in the room?
Here, let me show you my ass.
Every fucking time.
With Popeye, there4's a bonus: He's also a Tom.
ReplyDelete"Here, let me reintroduce you to my junk, peasant."