As of January 1st, the White House's official website will be permanently switching to Comic Sans. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said, "It'll help lighten the national mood after the Bush tax cuts go into effect and are explained to the American people. Hey, don't laugh. This idea cost us $1.2 billion in typeface consulting fees!"
This is how the new font will look:
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An additional change is that all official White House videos will feature calliope music in the background.
In an unrelated story, the Republican Party has announced its own plans to switch the typeface of its own official website to AlternateGothicNo1.
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