Happy Zappadan

Ironically, during the new holiday known as Zappadan, or Dec. 4th until the 21st, I'll be tied up with a million things, not the least of which is my year-end retrospective of the Top 50 Assclowns of the Year. This explains why posting has been nonexistent for the last week. But I just found this on Mock Paper Scissors by way of Ornery Bastard and I just had to share this incredible dance number with ya'll.

Imagine the love doll of your dreams suddenly coming to life and doing a dance number. It would look like this, a routine done during Zappa's number, "G Spot Tornado." Even if you don't smoke, you may need a cigarette afterwards.

So fuck you, Bristol Palin and Tom DeLay. You MAY be able to do this number... once.