Thursday, December 16, 2010

Breaking: Major Shake Up at White House

As of January 1st, the White House's official website will be permanently switching to Comic Sans. Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said, "It'll help lighten the national mood after the Bush tax cuts go into effect and are explained to the American people. Hey, don't laugh. This idea cost us $1.2 billion in typeface consulting fees!"

This is how the new font will look:

Framework on Tax Cuts, Unemployment Insurance and Jobs

The Tax Relief, Unemployment Insurance Reauthorization, and Job Creation Act of 2010 provides vital tax relief and investments in our workers that will create jobs and accelerate economic growth. Get additional details on the agreement here and read what economic experts and analysts are saying about the plan here

An additional change is that all official White House videos will feature calliope music in the background.

In an unrelated story, the Republican Party has announced its own plans to switch the typeface of its own official website to AlternateGothicNo1.

Flatlines: ObamaCare Premiums for New Buyers Will Increase By $2,100 on Average

Posted April 19, 2010

Family prices for the self-employed, small business workers, early retirees, and millions of others who buy their own policy will increase by $2,100 under ObamaCare.

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