Top 10 Funniest Things...
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in this story out of western New York state:
10) That Republican Rep. Christopher Lee thought he could pass for 39.9) That he was so ashamed of being a Republican Congressman that he misrepresented himself in his Craigslist ad response as being a lobbyist.8) That he thinks he had muscles worth showing off.7) That he's a Republican who ran on a family values platform and actually wound up becoming a Republican stereotype of a conservative hypocrite.6) That he further became a stereotype by taking pictures of himself in his bathroom mirror like some other family values icon I can think of.
5) That horror film legend Sir Christopher Lee is now no longer the creepiest man in the world with the name Christopher Lee.4) That Chris Lee has now joined an endless line of other Republicans and conservatives seeking sexual gratification in toilets.3) That a United States Congressman has to go trolling for pussy in a place like Craigslist, where a third of the women are spambots, another third horny repressed gay men and the other third women who couldn't get laid in a maximum security prison with a handful of pardons and a bottle of Viagra.2) That Lee, a man with the finely-toned body of a PGA golfer, described himself as "a very fit fun classy guy" after lying about his profession, his martial status and his age.1) That in the post-Mark Foley era, a married US congressman with a child would be so naive as to think, in the digital age, that appealing to a strange woman on Craigslist whom he's never met with half nude photographs wouldn't wind up on a website like Gawker.com for public ridicule such as this.
"1) That in the post-Mark Foley era, a married US congressman with a child would be so naive as to think, in the digital age, that appealing to a strange woman on Craigslist whom he's never met with half nude photographs wouldn't wind up on a website like Gawker.com for public ridicule such as this."
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I see he resigned voluntarily.
Apparently he didn't go to the Vitter, Sanford and Vitterschool of Shut the fuck up woman and stand by my side while I give a fake apology and continue my ways.
IOKIYAR, again