"...therefore, what are we to infer from last year's Super Bowl? It was numbered... 44! That's right, 44, people. A very mystical and important number. Gee, what number president is Obama? 44! Almost the same age that JFK was when he was elected president. So, yesterday's Super Bowl, also watched by Obama, was numbered 45. Now, what are we to infer from that? C'mon, people, do I have to do all your thinking for you? Barack Obama, aka Barry Soetero, plans on becoming the 45th president by suspending the amendment limiting presidents to two terms! And Lord help us if he watches next year's Super Bowl, #46..."
I feel an Assclowns of the Week coming on and just in time for CPAC this week. So, pass along your dispatches from Wingnuttia since I'll have less time for web surfing what with a new, expensive car repair bill to look forward to, job hunting, trying to sell my new novel, etc.